ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

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john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

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zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

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