how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
(via babyjrae)
in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke
(via asheebizzle)
the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit
I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
(Source: nointerrruption, via f-oundations)
